Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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