Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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