you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
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