That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
you inspire me to be a worse person
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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