Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
third nipple confirmed
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
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