oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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