There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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