but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
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