I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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