and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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