How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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