pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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