I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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