That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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