Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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