There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Two words: nipple clamps
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