in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
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