All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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