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(313): View more from Michigan

oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing

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(314): View more from Missouri

Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.

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(770): View more from Georgia

It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.

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(432): View more from Texas

then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!

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(425): View more from Washington

Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.

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(720): View more from Colorado

He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....

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(415): View more from California

Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo

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