I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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