At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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