She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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