That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I made him laugh his dick is mine
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