Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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