cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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