Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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