Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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