i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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