the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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