even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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