therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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