Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
one two three fourrrrnication!
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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