Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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