She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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