he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Four minutes until I can fart!
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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