piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
operation have a gay friend backfired
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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