it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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