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The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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