I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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