ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Please don't give away my fajitas
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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