i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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