but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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