what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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