Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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