still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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