He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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