If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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