the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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