literally had 100 drinks last night.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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