I need help removing her.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
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