Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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