Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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