I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Panties = found
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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