The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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