Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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