Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
We have so much sex to catch up on
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Naked. naked and bneed help.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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