She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
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